Foregate Street · Cobleland United Kingdom · taught in English

House of App Analytics

Each release deserves a line in the book.


We teach product people to treat App Analytics as a ledger: what shipped, who returned, and which events still lie about both.

  1. INotes from the marking deskJournal
  2. IISeats that have already satVoices
  3. IIIThe Release LatticeFlagship
  4. IVNeighbouring programmesCatalogue
Dark library shelves, standing in for a ledger of product releases
Plate 07 — A grid is only a book if someone numbered the pages.

Journal

What we marked last season

Open the journal

Empty cells in the lattice

A missing event is not a gap in the dashboard. It is a sentence you have already published as silence.

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The cost of a generous event

Properties added “just in case” become a second product nobody agreed to maintain.

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D7 as a weather report

Seven-day return is a climate, not a verdict. We still see teams treat it as a score.

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From the benches

They arrived with a console. They left with a book they could defend.

“I still find the identity join dense. The lattice cells, though, survived our Q1 trustee paper without a rewrite.”
Daniel, Edinburgh

★★★★☆ 4.3

“They marked our release notes like a manuscript. Not a cheerleading room.”
Platform note · client in grocery delivery
Open bound books on a wooden table, used as a motif for the Release Lattice

Flagship programme

The Release Lattice

Ten weeks for people who own activation, trial, or return numbers and are tired of explaining why last month’s chart cannot sit beside this one. Live critique, a rewritten event dictionary, and a ledger you can take upstairs.

  • 01 Naming law without decorative properties
  • 02 Release notes treated as first-class events
  • 03 Cohort windows that match how a mobile product actually sleeps
  • 04 Dual-write windows when a meaning changes
Open the lattice syllabus

What the house will not do

App Analytics is a filing problem wearing a chart.

We do not certify consoles

Amplitude and Mixpanel are drafting tables. The ledger lives in names, windows, and the paragraph above the chart.

We do not flatten D7

A seven-day return rate is a climate choice. Students learn to say whose absence they are willing to ignore.

We do not cover the open web

If your product lives mainly in a browser, this is the wrong house — and we will say so in the first letter.

A note from Foregate Street

If you already know which line in the ledger is dishonest, you are our reader.

We keep intakes small. Fees are published without a checkout. Fifty-three people have finished a Lattice Seat; a typical week asks for about 2.4 hours outside the live room. If The Release Lattice, the Ledger, or a private critique would help, write to Cobleland and we will say whether we are the right house.

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